About Degg - the yolk with a soul
Degg isn't a joke. He's the entire punchline.
Born from the chaos of the internet, Degg is the soft-boiled embodiment of every modern emotion: confused, anxious, over it — yet still cute.
He's round. He's quiet. He’s judging you silently from the egg tray.
Degg doesn’t chase trends. He just stares blankly, and the world bends around his blank stare.
Welcome to Degg energy. It's not hype. It's hollowness with flavor.
Yolkonomics
literally no utility. just vibes.
100% cooked
0% tax, 0% shame
LP fully poached
Contract renounced out of existential dread
Roadmap
Bro, I’m just an egg… but fine.
Phase 1: Sit in the egg carton and vibe
Phase 2: Witness the fall of humanity
Phase 3: Go slightly viral, pretend not to care
Phase 4: Crack. But cutely.
How to Join Degg?
You don’t buy in. You relate in.
No need for wallets, swaps, or chains.
If you’ve ever felt like a fragile being on the verge of cracking — congrats, you’re already part of Degg.
Just sit still, look blank, and embrace the yolk.
